I am so Dole-Whipped

Just got back from Disney World and boy is my imagination tired! There is a lot to say about the World of Disney and its four glorious theme parks, efficient shuttle buses and perfect business model of marking up prices. While I will get into the gritty details eventually, I have to mention the best, most delicious, most not-to-be-missed part of the park, the snack stand in Adventureland where you can purchase a pineapple float. Just before you hit the Toblerone-loving Family Robinson, you’ll spot it.
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Heaven, thy name is Dole Whip Pineapple Soft Serve! A treat so delicious and mysterious, it even has it’s own Wikipedia page! A treat so desired that it is even sold in bulk on ebay! It’s not even regular soft-serve, it’s a non-dairy, soft, whipped sorbet that is culled gently with sweet Orlando breezes and soothing Disney Cast Member whispers from the prison of the soft serve machine, only to delicately balance atop a lagoon of pineapple juice. I’m a fake-pineapple-flava lovah. Love the clear Gummy Bears. Love tropical popsicles. Love Aloha Pineapple Jell-o. All of which are available in my local grocery store. But alas Dole Whip, the treat that Disney-related message boards refer to as “a wonderful tropical delight” and “the shiznit” can only be found at Disney Parks and at the Dole plantation in Hawaii.

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Until we meet again, Dole Whip, we’ll always have that spot right between the Enchanted Tiki Room and The Jungle Cruise.

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  • Comments (3)
    • Rick
    • September 18th, 2006

    Hey
    Did you miss the turkey leg?

    • Mitty
    • October 6th, 2006

    You can purchase Pineapple Dole Whip (the REAL thing) at this website:

    http://www.uec-hawaii.com

    It can be made really well in a home ice cream maker (one with a built-in compressor works best).

    • liz
    • October 6th, 2006

    Wow! Thanks Mitty! I think I have found my purpose in life. To buy a machine with a built-in compressor and bring the joys of Adventureland to everyone I know.

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