I have always thought that SJP reminded me of someone. And I realized it was Miss Nelson, from the Miss Nelson books I read as a kid. So:
Then I was watching TV with my Television Companion and a new video for Twisted Sister’s Christmas album came out and I realized, WOW! Dee Snyder is also Miss Nelson-esque. Crazy. Personally, I think Twisted Sister’s best work was in Pee Wee’s Big Adventure. Now:
Therefore, if a=b, and b=c, a=c.
Math is fun!