The Number 23 and Me

Admission time: I put 100% faith in all things numerological. It’s no joke. Your birth month plus date plus year equals who you are as a human being or something. So let’s not be so quick to judge the new Jim Carrey-Virgina Madsen vehicle The Number 23 , releasing today, because maybe…MAYBE…the film has a deeper meaning than you all think. I know that the number 23 has affected me personally in many ways, let’s take a look-see down Liz Road to delve into its mysterious powers.

Last Saturday, Music Companion cued up a song from “Now That’s What I Call Music: Vol 23” – that song was “Ain’t No Other Man” by Christina Aguilera. And guys, Xtina is from Pittsburgh and Music Companion is from Pittsburgh! HOLY CRAP! Also, it’s really true, there ain’t no other man for me, my Music Companion is super. COINCIDENCE?!

Yesterday I started my day by watching New York 1 (Channel 1 on Time Warner Cable) in the morning and then I ended my day by watching E! (Channel 24). 24-1= 23!NUTS!!!

I usually go to bed at 11pm. In military time that is 2300! THE 23RD HOUR! CRAZY!!!

“Long, Long, Long” is my favorite song on the Beatles’ White Album. If you count the tracks consecutively instead of considering the double-disc set as two separate albums, GUESS WHAT NUMBER TRACK THAT IS???? HOLYCRAP!

Maine is the 23rd state admitted to the union. I am from Massachusetts, which Maine used to be a part of, and I also applied to 2 colleges in Maine….and THREE colleges NOT in Maine….2 and 3. 23! CREEPY! OHMIGOD!!!

I am 28 now and I often enjoy saying “Gimme 5!” 28-5=23!!!! I could say “Gimme some skin!” or “Up high!”, but I don’t! DOWNLOWTOOSLOW!!

My favorite time to watch TV is PRIME time. 23 is a PRIME number. MATH!!!

My first apartment in New York City was OH MY GOD, NO! IT WAS ON 23RD STREET! THISAINTRIGHT!!

W is the 23rd letter of the alphabet and guess what the nickname of our current US president is??? DUNDUNDUUUNNN!

Michael Jordan wore the number 23 and you guys, I visited Chicago when I was 24! The average of 24 and 23 is 23.5 which technically is part of the number 23!!!!! WHATTHECRAP??

If you push the shift key on your computer on numbers 2 and 3 you get @ #. AT POUND. As in “I AM AT THE GYM LIFTING WEIGHTS”. Scarily enough, I belong to New York Sports Club!!!! WHATINTHEWEIGHTBELT???

Avogadro’s Number is 6 x 10 to the 23rd power. I learned this in junior year chemistry class in 1994. 1+9+9+4=23!!!! MOLEDAY!!!!

If you aren’t already pooping your pants right now at the fact that I am destined to become a crazed homicidal killer, I don’t know what to tell you. I am dangerous.

THE NUMBER 23! [jazz hands!]

Jackson Pollack's Number 23

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