NY Post Punny Show of the Day

Like every good granddad, John McCain finds a penny, picks it up, and all the day he has good luck. But on one special day when he spies an Indian Head Nickel at the edge of his Arizona driveway, he starts to realize that all his wishes start coming true. Presidency? Check! Steely, ice-blue gaze of wife Cindy becoming less scary to children? Check! Abortion rights overturned? Check! Hey wait a minute, something seems fishy about this nickel, it was cursed by an Obama-supporting witch who plans to steal McCain’s soul! Find out what happens to him next on That’s Not Change You Can Believe In.

Advertisements
  1. No trackbacks yet.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: