NY Post Punny Show of the Day
Like every good granddad, John McCain finds a penny, picks it up, and all the day he has good luck. But on one special day when he spies an Indian Head Nickel at the edge of his Arizona driveway, he starts to realize that all his wishes start coming true. Presidency? Check! Steely, ice-blue gaze of wife Cindy becoming less scary to children? Check! Abortion rights overturned? Check! Hey wait a minute, something seems fishy about this nickel, it was cursed by an Obama-supporting witch who plans to steal McCain’s soul! Find out what happens to him next on That’s Not Change You Can Believe In.