Archive for May 13th, 2010

Tell me this isn’t the most ominous tiki bar ever.

“It was a day like any other, until she walked into my office. She was a dame unlike any other. Her umbrella – could you call it an umbrella? – was thin as paper and soaked through, but behind it, there she was, chilled to the bone. So sweet, so velvety. So rich. Her consistency was as thick as the fog hanging over the Bay Bridge, but boy, she went down smooth.” For her recipe, let’s investigate after the jump.

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