Archive for June 18th, 2010

Sandwiches + Time = Tragedy

As a dedicated corporate worker for the past 10 years who has canvassed many a conference room looking for free lunch, I can tell you with authority that sandwiches that are over one hour old are not worth eating. Tragedy + Time= Comedy, but Sandwiches + Time = Tragedy, owing to all that mushy bread.

So just from looking at this tray of stripe-y, swirly, most definitely room temp appetizers, I can tell you that their soft texture and absorbent carb layer would trigger a gag reflex in no time.  The feeling of gooey mush on my soft palate is just a disaster waiting to happen, no matter how festive the toothpicks and confetti.

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